I’ve been at work for the past six hours and in that time I’ve done nothing but go on facebook. FML
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can’t find a job.. too many interviews lined up… no time. FML
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Walking back to my dorm, I realize my ID is no longer attached to my keys. FML. I turn around and its on the floor. MLIG. I walk upstairs to my dorm…and my keys are gone. FML.
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My license expired two days ago and I have no time to go to the DMV because of work and classes. So now I’m driving around with an expired license. FML.
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I think all the alcohol I’ve been drinking since I turned 21 is eating away at my stomach lining… FML
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I was drenched in the rain because my roommate took my umbrella.. and so I got sick.. and now she’s mad at me because I got her sick.. FML?
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I stayed home last night to take care of my sick roommate — and now I have a pounding headache and can’t stop coughing. FML.
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I was sitting Skyping with my boyfriend the bio major and my roommate started asking him questions about synapses. He was all too happy to help…MLIG
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he said he really liked me, so i slept with him… now he doesn’t even talk to me anymore. FML FML FML.
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6 classes, 20 hrs work week, full-time recruiting…FML!!
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I accidentally scheduled two dates in one night. FML.
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I tend to only miss the people who are indifferent to human emotional longing. FML
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Less than a month before fall semester starts up again! FOLssss
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One of my favorite things about going to NYU is the ample chances to attend Columbia University lectures. FML
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As many times as I blink, I’ll think of you…tonight. MLIA